Pembusted

Today we have an interesting topic that we may discuss about.Well.That is among the girls.

We don't get it why girls say that guys are "pembusted" where as they're themselves are the same.They keep saying guys are terrible,we would agree to a certain extend.Guys do break girls hearts,playing timer,flirting with other girls,sweet talking(that's what we are good at but only to our one and only pompan melayu terakhir *winkwink*).That is true..We can't disagree on that.but girls on the other hand do the same things well but don't realise it(da pandang cermin btol2 blom).Kental himself has done that(kentil setia XD) but now he's changed for the better *clapsclaps*.Girl themselves flirt with other guys and some do play timer too!!That's what we know as scandalous.We brought this matter up because it really disturb our attention and it is really frustrating as we are guys and we don't practice this ritual called "pembusting" *giggles*.As we have a lot of girl friends it is really irritating to see that they are referring to all guys rather then an individual homosapien faggot.Whenever we chat with them,this is what happen:

babycutestuff tetek mampat says:
kau tau tk laki aru busted aku siak.

kental and kentil says:
kenape??ape sak jadi??

babycutestuff tetek mampat says:
dier main timer sak.Sumer laki cam gini.

babycutestuff tetek mampat says:
aku benciii!!!!

kental and kentil says:
ouh. rilek ahh u masih ader i(this part kite clueless)

babycutestuff tetek mampat says:
ala.u jangan nk step sweet talk la!U pon samer jugak!!

babycutestuff tetek mampat says:
Aku nk jadi lesbian ah.Lagi bagus.

kental and kentil says:
Lesbian lagi gerek..Wooiissshhh.

After that,We closed her convo.
It would be good to see a girl dumping her to see that girls are the same as well.
Ok.We had enough hitting on the girls.
We are realist too.
Now it's the guys turn.

What with guys playing timer.Isn't onegina enough for you??(Kalau nk main timer ambek la muke lawa2 sikit.Ini sume yg buruk2 seburuk2nye pon kau nk jilat.)If yes,try to get a decent looking one.sheesh.(jokes).Guy,you are making the male colony look bad with your attitudes(sumpah prangai).

Happy with what we are stating??
Shockingly mat rep are more setia then some of u homosapiens.

Percentage shows for setianess:
Mat rep:90 percent
Emo:99.9 percent pasal kalau break up gembang nak mampus
Indie:45 percent they care more about thier hair
Regular guy:69.99 percent
Fat guy:No hope because dier lebih sayang makanan dier.
Kental and Kentil:150 percent sayang gf sampai mati:D

ps. Kentil single.

Percentage for girls setianess:
Minah rep:20 percent
Muke last warning:90 percent cause they wanna hold on to their guy.No hope for new ones if lost.
Pompan Jambu:80 percent
XXL:Same as fat guy

So much for seeejaaatiiii(Awie)
Selamats.


Ps. Bare the crapness and be spared.